10. A ban from congress of all those with last names ending in “credo.”
9. Anything to ignite Senator Stevens’ wrath, in order to boost C-SPAN’s sagging ratings.
8. That the 2004 intern Christmas party skit, would have been the last intern Christmas party skit.
7. A joint resolution combining the states of Utah and Idaho to form “Udaho.”
6. An earmark to build an even bigger, blacker iron sculpture for Hart senate building.
5. That the Federal Reserve implement an adjunct risk-management approach to policy, rather than relying solely on the specific linkages expressed in the complexity of formalar models of a misspecified world economy whose underlying empirical contagion appears to be in a continual state of flux.
4. That we could have come up with something funny for wish #4.
3. That Utahns were not required to donate to Senator Hatch’s campaign in order to avoid receiving his new CD.
2. That the Senate automatically adjourned for the day when Fox has a “Breaking News Alert” about another car chase.
And the number one Christmas wish of the Bennett Staff interns is...
1. That Senator Bennett chooses a Vice Presidential running mate wisely in his ’08 bid for the Presidency.
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